I've been MIA. But with good reason, I promise! #LifeUpdate

Hi lovers,

It's been a while!

I wont lie, in between the Christmas break the past few months I've been a busy bee. Undertaking everything from a Masters Degree, to low-carb diets, straight through to bridesmaid duties-my baby sister from another mister is getting married, whooot whooot!

I've missed the blogosphere, but have admittedly been ridiculously active on Instagram and Twitter, so feel free to follow me and take pleasure in a good few hours of stalking. 

However, one of the most exciting projects I’ve been working on is one that I've been putting off for years. No, I'm not getting a nose job. Thank God my Woggy genes don't consist of massive noses. I am however, finally putting my verbal diarrhoea to good use by partnering up with an old Uni buddy and producing our very own weekly radio show. 

We've called it The # Carlos and Abi Show. Yes, you read that right. "The HASHTAG, Carlos and Abi Show." 

It's an easy listening show if I do say so myself, with content mostly based around all things popular culture. 

Enough bias bullsh*t from me though, because it's taken us a while, but with the use of Carlos' handy MAC, we've managed to record our very own podcast! Enjoy putting a voice to the words, and selfie-featuring face to the Wogarella you currently know. I doubt you would expect any less huskiness, ha!

*Carlos and I being Boofheads in the studio

Be sure to tune in to Triple H Fm on Mondays between 7pm-8pm. PS next Monday, Carlos and I will be speaking to the lovely Joelle (X Factor) about her latest single, her insanely fabulous brows, and any other inappropriate questions I'm sure we will come up with. So, with Tabouli in hand, set your Tune In Radio App to the 100.1FM frequency, and enjoy the show!

PSS If you're feeling extra charitable/sociable, feel free to give us a call on 8086 1900. 

Wogarella,

Xx

Open Letter to Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift: Marry DateEd Sheeran, why don’t you!

It’s nosecret that I have a BIG LESBIAN CRUSH* on Taylor Swift. I have always admiredher gorgeous looks and witty little remarks. Her YouTube videos are quite thecack! Often people ask me why, I as a Wogarella, who is usually such a homie,and counts Boys To Men and Mariah Carey as music’s finest artists happen to bedrawn to Taylor’s music.

There are a number of contributingfactors. But the most essential one is her ability to write honest, songs. I’mnot talking about “Love Story” or “Never Ever Getting Back Together” here. Thegirl has the ability to tell a story, she captures my emotions with thesincere, sometimes harsh words, which in conjunction with a delightful melody,takes me to another place.

And for a while I’ve beencopping it as a self confessed Swiftie, I don’t care. Maybe Taylor enjoysdating man after man. It’s her choice. I’m not here to stick up for her andsadly her moments of despair and sadness only bring her fans more incrediblesongs. It’s pretty selfless if you ask me!

Anyway, I got to thinking… Is there amale equivalent of T-swizzle? I’m not sure; would you judge these male artistson the quality of their voice? Their live performances, perhaps? Or maybe theircute film clips? I know, I can’t rank them based on their looks. But after muchdeliberation, I believe that Mr Ed Sheeren is the boy version of Taylor.

Funnily enough, they are incrediblytalented, hard working and just downright lovable! They've writtenand released a song together; I've posted it for those of you who havebeen living under a rock.

What did you think? Lovely isn’t it?Easy listening.

If I could write Taylor anopen letter I would say his:

Yo Tswizzle,

Love your guts. I saw youlive in Sydney April 2012. You made my year :)

Just a quick note, quitdating these pretty boy twelvie-type boys. Man up and hook in with the world’smost lovable Ranga! Ed Sheeren.

Oh and P.S. Thanks forinspiring my non-existent love life!

Much love,

Wogarella xx

Could you imagine if Miss.Tay-Tay andEd Sheeren were a couple? I can see them now, living happily ever after withthree lanky, ranga kids roaming the streets of Nashville in summer, andavoiding a bashing in wintery Manchester. All I know is the music would befabulous. Whether they went out for a year, or had an eternal romance.

What do you think? Am I a little tooobsessed? Have I listened to too many Taylor/Ed Sheeran songs back to back?

*That was a Mean Girls quote. Not sofunny when you have to explain it, dummy!

 Wogarella,

Xx